Disclaimers

We’re serious about making this light-hearted.
Enjoy :)

To Our Readers:

1.  First of all, it’s our intention that this site does no harm to anything other than tacky, outdated home décor and shoddy, poorly planned construction.  If you’re offended by anything you see on our site, we do hope that you’ll bring it to our attention.  That said, however, we won’t be liable for hurt feelings, bruised egos, or any other damage or perceived malice that you derive from using this site.

2.  The content on our site represents our opinions and those of our contributors.  It is not intended to malign or slander any person, organization, religion, ethnic group, single-celled organism, space alien or any other object real or imagined.

3. We strive to be positive at all times and request the same from our readers and contributors.  That means you, mister “I’m so much better than you.”  And you, little miss “I’ve got nothing nice to say about anything.”  It’s our policy not to publish hurtful, defamatory or otherwise negative comments.  However, we’re only human and it’s possible that the occasional negative comment might slip by our moderators.  Therefore, we must again don our Potter-esque cloak of invulnerability and tell you here and now:  We are not liable for comments that are posted on our site by outside parties, nor the results thereof.   So make like our friend Thumper:  if you can’t say somethin’ nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.

4.  Our site is filled with useful advice on how to renovate, redesign and otherwise reinvigorate your home, and we hope that you’re able to use this advice to beautify your own dwelling.  We implore you, however, to ensure that you have ample skill and know-how before beginning any do-it-yourself project.  We will not be held liable for nails through fingers, paint-splashed upholstery or any other damages or personal injuries resulting from comments or advice on our site.

5.  This site, by its very nature, is in a constant state of transition and evolution.  The information we provide today may not be accurate five years or even five days from now.  We humbly reserve the right to change our minds, and to occasionally make mistakes.

Thank-You, and Good-Day